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Pop Critics: Kate Beckinsale Thinks Her Private Parts are the ‘Pharaoh’s Tomb”

  • R.A. Porter · 1 year ago
    I agree that it's all very strange, but for some reason I now have a strong urge to put on a fedora, grab a bullwhip, and go on an archaeological adventure!
  • daddyjason · 1 year ago
    LOL
  • The Kid and I · 1 year ago
    I'm speechless...
  • nicky · 1 year ago
    yuck. when i think of pharaoh tombs, i think of crusty old mummies in cloth. that does not sound sexy in the least.
  • Mike Olbinski · 1 year ago
    Hilarious! Point to Nicky!
  • daddyjason · 1 year ago
    Unfortunately, we also have to take away a point for the picture of Kate Beckinsale that she just put into our heads.
  • The Kid and I · 1 year ago
    I thought that too!! Cobwebs and spiders all over it. That sound of the old door creaking open for the first time in 2 thousand years! LOL!
  • The Kid and I · 1 year ago
    And I bet it doesn't smell too nice in the tomb either!
  • The Trousered Ape · 1 year ago
    boooo
  • The Kid and I · 1 year ago
    LOL! You poor guys. :)
  • jina · 1 year ago
    it makes me think of the seinfeld episode with teri hatcher. at the end, she says, "they're real and they're spectacular!"
  • Cap'n Schwartz · 1 year ago
    Maybe she is referring to it that way because its Golden... well that how I imagine it anyways... :) at least its much better than the fermaldahyde thought....
  • The Trousered Ape · 1 year ago
    That's whack!