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Re: The Friday Question - TV Series

Jason — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 14:04:19 -0000

Hmmm...

Your arguments are all pointless as Jack Bauer has no equal.

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys. Jack can torture you into giving up information you do not even possess.

Jack Bauer arm once wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.

When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Jack Bauer signal.

Seriously, if Jack Bauer was president, he would protect the secret service.

Think about this, there has not been a single terrorist attack in United States since Jack Bauer has appeared on television.

"You don't know Jack" is a blessing among terrorists.

Re: The Friday Question - TV Series

Mike — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 09:31:50 -0000

Ash: "Lady, I'm going to have to ask you to leave the store."

ROTFL

Re: The Friday Question - TV Series

Cap'n Schwartz — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 23:17:25 -0000

Well Batman would beat them all then =)
you might have to also throw in Gary Coleman from Different Strokes...

Re: The Friday Question - TV Series

TrouseredApe — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 18:52:49 -0000

I would think Batman is allowed because that is a dude in a costume - like the Tick - but not superman. I don't know - it was just an idea - I think Mike and/or Jason should lay down the ground rules if we do it (what or who is allowed, etc).

Yeah - I did include Bruce Lee - but how about the Bride and maybe Ash (Bruce Campbell from the Evil Dead).

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Re: The Friday Question - TV Series

Cap'n Schwartz — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 18:48:07 -0000

So like no Superman or Batman then? bummer....
Well then you'd have to toss Bruce Lee into the mix.. and we all know who won between Bruce and Chuck... =) ..oh edit, I see Ape already said Bruce...

Re: The Friday Question - TV Series

TrouseredApe — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 18:45:55 -0000

I think it ought to be limited to people...supernatural beings or robots seems a bit unfair.

I would toss in Hans Solo and Indiana Jones as a couple of others. :)

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Re: The Friday Question - TV Series

Cap'n Schwartz — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 18:44:20 -0000

@ R.A porter... oh good one....

if we are doing movies then you got to include a Terminator in the mix! Maybe even an Alien and a Predator as well

Re: The Friday Question - TV Series

TrouseredApe — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 18:28:23 -0000

I think movies should be allowed - just no animated heroes.

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Re: The Friday Question - TV Series

R.A. Porter — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 17:49:48 -0000

Oops. I missed one. Near and dear to many of our hearts.

Kara Thrace.

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Re: The Friday Question - TV Series

Cap'n Schwartz — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 17:40:12 -0000

Come on you gotta toss Captain Kirk in that line up...

Re: The Friday Question - TV Series

nicky — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 16:46:05 -0000

if it was just tv shows then no james bond, jason bourne or john mcclane. right?
for tv shows, you could also add tony soprano, shaft, and the hulk.

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Re: The Friday Question - TV Series

Adrian — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 16:02:57 -0000

MacGyver can outwit them all.

Re: The Friday Question - TV Series

TrouseredApe — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 14:55:39 -0000

The Duke brothers - Bo and Luke...

Benjamin Linus and/or Sayid (LOST) - Linus might try to outwit his opponent because he sure can't fight. However, dude can take a punch. :)

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Re: The Friday Question - TV Series

Mike — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 14:37:50 -0000

T.J. Hooker?

How about John McClane from Die Hard?

Re: The Friday Question - TV Series

TrouseredApe — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 14:22:03 -0000

@ Porter - nice line-up.

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Re: The Friday Question - TV Series

R.A. Porter — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 14:19:24 -0000

With The Tick in there, it's hard to imagine anyone else walking away with this, but if we are looking for live-action hardasses, here are a few more that need to be seeded.

Colt Seavers (The Fall Guy, who could kick the Six Million Dollar Man's butt)
John Steed
Emma Peel
T.J. Hooker
Robert McCall (The Equalizer)
Buffy Summers

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Re: The Friday Question - TV Series

Mike — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 13:21:43 -0000

Okay, maybe we'll start this...I'll put up a post that starts this off, with nominations on who needs to be in it, then we'll seed them, set up brackets and start voting.

Re: The Friday Question - TV Series

TrouseredApe — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 12:48:56 -0000

@ Mike & Jason (or Mison as I like to call them) - sounds like we need a bracket for this little topic.

Jack Bauer, Mr. T., Michael Weston, James Bond, Jason Bourne, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, The Tick, Captain James T. Kirk, etc.

I would limit it to live-action tv shows though - no Mighty Mouse or Underdog allowed.

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Re: The Friday Question - TV Series

nicky — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 12:28:51 -0000

Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.

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Re: The Friday Question - TV Series

Cap'n Schwartz — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:35:50 -0000

@ R.A porter... ok now that was a nice find... who woulda thought ole Chuck had his own line of Kommandos in ink...

Re: The Friday Question - TV Series

Mike — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 01:15:36 -0000

Okay, I can handle the Chuck vs Jack stuff, but Mr. T??? Come on Nicky!!!

Re: The Friday Question - TV Series

R.A. Porter — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 23:26:06 -0000

Sadly, the Mr. T Versus comics are probably an April Fools joke, but Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos was real.

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Re: The Friday Question - TV Series

nicky — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 23:04:18 -0000

whatever!
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t lifting himself up, heÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s pushing the Earth down.
and don't even get me started on the superiority of Mr. T!
He could kick all their booties.

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Re: The Friday Question - TV Series

Cap'n Schwartz — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 20:44:51 -0000

LOLOLOLOLOLOL "Chuck Norris wouldnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t stand a chance against Jack.
Professor Charles Xavier from X-Men once tried to read Jack BauerÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s mind. Now heÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s sitting in a wheel chair."

Funniest quote of the day goes to Jason..

Re: The Friday Question - TV Series

Frank C — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 20:09:03 -0000

From the Chuck Norris Facts website:

"Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match."

:)

But, don't worry Mike, there is a Jack Bauer Facts website too.

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