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Cap'n Schwartz — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:04:31 -0000

@Kory, oh thx bud, now I'm singin that song ...doh!

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Cap'n Schwartz — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:03:15 -0000

Erad68315... that sounds like a prison #... Marvin wasnt a bad ass, in fact theres a reason hes dead already... Bronson would have been a good choice...but taking Bourne or Bauer or hell even Captain Kirk... no prayer...

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Mike — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 21:49:39 -0000

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Mike — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 21:47:51 -0000

Testing something here :)

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Kory — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 21:36:29 -0000

Agree with Mike, but Bronson was certainly a bad ass back in his day.

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Mike — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 21:28:43 -0000

@ Erad, interesting names, but just a bit too old to fight.

Maybe next time we'll do "Ultimate Geezer" to see who wins that.

Steve McQueen, Sean Connery, Roger Moore, Charles Bronson...etc.

:)

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Kory — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 21:13:57 -0000

@ Cap'n - I don't hear LL Cool J rappin' "Mama said knock you out" quite yet, but anything can happen.

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erad68315 — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 21:10:02 -0000

Ladies, please tell me that this contest included Lee Marvin and Charles Bronson. If not, I call FARCE!!! Either of them would have destroyed Bourne via the Ultimate Glare of Bad Ass Doom-faster than Bourne, or light itself. If that didn't cut it out/off and feed it to him, it would have been the gravelly yet quiet storms of their Bad Ass voices-like Bene Gesserit(sp?) witches, bitches. Of course, if they had faced eachother, it would have simply cancelled out and created a massive black hole in the bad-ass universe...I'm so gonna have nightmares tonight-Bad Ass Nightmares.

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Cap'n Schwartz — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:44:16 -0000

He's probably like that bugs bunny orange hair monster, with just two eyes and gloves you see, if they shaved him there wouldnt be anything there....

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Ana — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:36:41 -0000

Chewy was shaved! LOL! Oh my God I just about peed in my pants imagining him with no hair. I bet he'd look like a Chihuahua.

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Cap'n Schwartz — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:22:27 -0000

LOL, is that blaster fire I hear in the background? :)

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TrouseredApe — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:32:58 -0000

D'oh!

Bourne is making the sound of one Han slapping...

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Cap'n Schwartz — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:43:48 -0000

Do you mean w/ Han Solo?

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TrouseredApe — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:22:49 -0000

Bourne is cleaning the floor with Chuck. Guess that's what he gets for being so short all the time.

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Cap'n Schwartz — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:50:09 -0000

Well I guess in honor of Chuck not moving on in his own bracket, we need to have this reminder about the greatness of ole Chuck....

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

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TrouseredApe — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:47:22 -0000

@ Cap'n "she needed a bag" - rotfl - hilarious.

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Cap'n Schwartz — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:12:50 -0000

@Robert LOL :D

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Robert — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:05:52 -0000

Apparently at the time she didn't need a bag, just a baggie...

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Jason — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 10:56:10 -0000

@Robert - Which is why, when Solo tried the same trick on Bourne, he got a knife to the back of the neck...and Chewbacca, sadly, was shaved... Just not bad ass enough to face Bourne.

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Cap'n Schwartz — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 10:54:24 -0000

She needed a bag...

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Mike — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 10:50:54 -0000

Han Solo bagged the Princess...he's bad ass in my book :)

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Robert — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 10:22:48 -0000

Han Solo vs. Chuck Norris was a travesty. FWIW, there are only 2 non-Jedi badasses in the Star Wars films - Boba Fett (Boba Fett? Where? ;) ) and Darth Maul. Han's a smuggler, not a fighter. For that reason, I have to disagree that Solo vs. Bourne is a good match up. Part of the issue is that people voting for Solo are voting based on one of two things: popularity, as he is most certainly a likable rogue, or the Greedo incident. The Greedo incident is the ONE time he did anything remotely badasslike, however this fact must be viewed in light of the fact that Greedo was an idiotic n00b, and pretty much anyone with half a brain could have wiped the floor with him. So in the end, the one thing he did wasn't even really bad ass.

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Kory — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 10:11:46 -0000

Solo could only win if his blaster worked, but since Bourne disassembled it, he is officially SOL. Bourne wins in a landslide.

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Cap'n Schwartz — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 09:49:39 -0000

Also very surprised Chuck is not here, who else can get the boogey-man to check under his bed for Chuck Norris? I picked Bourne in this as well, the killer match-up so to speak, would be the battle of the JB's (Jack Bauer vs Jason Bourne)... have to wait and see if thats what happens

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TrouseredApe — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 09:44:53 -0000

I picked Bourne - but this is a pretty close match up...

I think it is going to end up being Bourne v. Bauer...that might be an interesting final.

So far this has been pretty good.

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