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"You must be Lara Croft."
"And you must be Black Mamba," Lara responds in Japanese.
"Our reputations precede us."
"Don't they?" Lara replies. "I had two movies."
"So did I." the Bride responds.
"But yours was really only one that was too long to play in modern multiplexes so the director cut it into two films to avoid having to trim the self-glorifying content down to a realistic level that audiences could embrace in one sitting." Lara says coldly.
"You B___ch!" the Bride yells. And the battle begins.
The Bride pulls her Hanzo sword and charges, but Lara Croft is too quick and easily leaps out of the way, drawing both her pistols and firing at The Bride at the same time. The Bride is struck in the leg, but she barely notices. Like a Jedi knight she is able to deflect Crofts bullets with her sword as she moves ever closer.
Just as The Bride is within arms length of Lara, her sword absords the impact of one too many bullets and splits in half. Lara, thinking she has the upper hand smiles slyly then points her weapons at the Bride and pulls both triggers. Click. Click. Nothing happens. She is out of the bullets.
It is now hand to hand combat. CAT FIGHT!
The women punch and scream and pull each other's hair. Clothing is ripped and the women begin open handed slapping each other. Bystanders and Bad Ass Contest officials begin dousing the women in exotic oils. A crew from Girls Gone Wild shows up and begins filming "Girls Gone Wild: Bad Ass Broads Brawl Vol 1."
Then, suddenly, The Bride has had enough. Summoning the last of her strength she uses the five-point palm - exploding heart technique on Lara Croft. Croft's heart stops and she falls to the ground dead. The Bride wins.
Cat Fight!
the Bride takes this one for sure...
Hey Mike - another bracket idea - American Idol contestants. I'd give a large sum of money to see Sanjaya and David Archuleta in a fight...
We could do one that's like the B-list, or even C-list, of reality show contestants.
Tila Tequila, Kardasian, Sanjaya, etc...
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Interesting.
@Mo... I wouldnt go around bragging about this..."(on a side note, I think it’s definitely been proven I know not a THING about women)" and yet somehow, Jina stays with you!!! Is she great or what!!
I'll go against the grain, Lara wins this matchup
Jina: No comment
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The Trousered Apes last blog post..Who was Jesus of Nazareth? Parts 5 thru 10 of 10 with Dr. Craig
The Trousered Apes last blog post..Who was Jesus of Nazareth? Parts 5 thru 10 of 10 with Dr. Craig
The Trousered Apes last blog post..Who was Jesus of Nazareth? Parts 5 thru 10 of 10 with Dr. Craig
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