DISQUS

Jason · 1 year ago

This is going to be a good one.

Cap'n Schwartz · 1 year ago

OMG how fun is this!?!?!
They specifically need to make a 24 episode of Jack slappin around McGuyver....

Although Riggs is cool..he's not Taking Chan...

Linus, I'm afraid thinks he feels lucky...Harry in this one..

Just seeing the Matrix vs Kirk contest cracks me up!! Kirk has a phaser and double clasp back blast shot, Matrix..has everything else... nod to the commando...I mean come on he has to win, you see the kind of sandwiches this guy eats?

Mike · 1 year ago

I just can't see James T. Kirk losing in the first round...

Cap'n Schwartz · 1 year ago

Yeah but you wear glasses, so you have an excuse to not be able to see it...

jina · 1 year ago

Can you imagine McGruber... I mean MacGuyver trying to build something out of paper clips and duct tape while Jack Bauer beats the tar out of him.

Great contest!

Mike · 1 year ago

After only 6 votes, the #4 vs #5 match proves the most interesting!

Cap'n Schwartz · 1 year ago

I just see as Kirk is pausing in his melo-dramitc speech, he gets punched in the face...

Kory · 1 year ago

In honor of Michael Buffer...

"Let's get ready to RUMBLE..."

Cap'n Schwartz · 1 year ago

@Kory LOL...

Kory · 1 year ago

What even funnier is Buffer has his own web page.

I couldn't recall his last name so i did quick search and up comes www.letsrumble.com - Go figure.

Jason · 1 year ago

@Kory - So completely random it's funny.

Yeah, I like Kirk too, but no way he's taking down The Commando! Unless...Kirk gets close enough to break out the Vulcan Death Grip...

Still, The Commando use machine guns and like bazookas and stuff... Kirk's gonna have a hard time in his fancy pantsuit.

Cap'n Schwartz · 1 year ago

Did you know Buffer charges like $100k for an appearance to say his famous saying... he even has it trade marked....

Mike · 1 year ago

Kirk is holding his own right now

R.A. Porter · 1 year ago

Kirk has the advantage in his corner.
- Bones gives him a shot of tri-ox compound
- Spock calls out completely logical attack moves
- Scotty stands at the ready at the transporter
- Checkov mans the weapons station
- Sulu has the Conn
- and, Yeoman Rand has a clipboard for no conceivable purpose

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Robert · 1 year ago

James T. Kirk's best weapon was not the Vulcan Death Grip (which apparently only puts people to sleep?) but the aptly named (because I named it) "Jim Kirk", which is the double clasped hammer fist technique. That said, John Matrix is pretty cool, and he can kill hundreds of people (I seem to recall it being about 120?) in a relatively short time, without needing a starship to do it with. I'm a bit conflicted here.

Ben and McGyver really had no chance in this lineup at all. Neither is a badass.

JReeves · 1 year ago

Ben can convince Dirty Harry to shoot himself.

Mike · 1 year ago

James T. Kirk pulls ahead! Red Alert!

Robert · 1 year ago

Dirty Harry is no weak-willed weenie full of problems and angst, so I'm going to have to respectfully disagree. Ben won't be able to convince him of anything, especially not with his head blown clean off.

Kory · 1 year ago

@ Robert - I'm with you on this. I simply do not see Dirty Harry willing to listen to what Ben has to say.

Scotty Dub · 1 year ago

Seriously why is Ben Linus in this?

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Mike · 1 year ago

Who knows, he just made it...maybe he should have been saved for the bad guys bracket down the road.

Scotty Dub · 1 year ago

Definitely for the bad guys bracket, esp in light of the fact that Jules isn't going to get in. so not happy. :-(

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Jason · 1 year ago

I would have to say Jules is a bigger bad ass than Linus.

Cap'n Schwartz · 1 year ago

Linus? The guy with the blanket from the Peanuts? That dude is lightening with that blankey...

nicky · 1 year ago

hey! did someone sabotage my voting b/c i can't vote!! it's already showing the results for me. WAAAAAHHHH!
and you know who i thought we forgot? tony soprano. he's more bad ass than ben linus too.
HELP MIKE!

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Cap'n Schwartz · 1 year ago

Yeah we decided Riddick could take both Mr. T and Jules wiht one hand, so we replaced them both... :)

nicky · 1 year ago

so i had to do a absentee ballot since adrian already voted from our home IP. he voted for me at his work.
and i did give macgyver a vote b/c i felt bad for him. :) he has no chance. but mr. t does!!!

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Steven · 1 year ago

Riggs, Riggs, Riggs, Riggs!! The guy took like 10 bullets at the end of Lethal Weapon 2 and survived, can dislocate his shoulder at will, and had who knows how many "at bats" with Patsy Kensit as well. I could go on and on. Come on people!

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Mike · 1 year ago

Sorry Nicky, glad you got to vote though eventually :)

Mike · 1 year ago

James T. Kirk taking down a #4 seed, upset city!

Cap'n Schwartz · 1 year ago

Dont get me wrong I'm a huge Kirk fan (I mean come on he's a Capn for crying out loud), I just dont see him taking Mr. Matrix...

Mike · 1 year ago

Cap'n, you are starting to sound like Chemical Ali...I mean, Kirk is up by like 5 votes or something, yet you are talking about him like he's losing :)

Cap'n Schwartz · 1 year ago

5 Votes? walk in the park... Ole Matrix hasnt even gotten up yet!!!

Kory · 1 year ago

Still early but Mr. Special Forces is starting to close the gap.

Jason · 1 year ago

The Commando is only behind by three now. Looks like he could catch up. Kirk just doesn't have the stamina to go against a commando.

Cap'n Schwartz · 1 year ago

Commando was just on the action channel... lol, no way my fellow Capn could win this...

Cap'n Schwartz · 1 year ago

Ok , so much for the Kirk 3 vote lead, he certainly 'warped' ahead now...

Mike · 1 year ago

James T. Kirk kicking some butt! Told ya!

Kory · 1 year ago

So much for Mr. Special Forces closing the gap...

Cap'n Schwartz · 1 year ago

Yeah, bummer man, I think Kirk is more of a household name... but maybe we dont know something others do??!?!..

mright · 1 year ago

ben linus.......get the fuck out...that dude is brilliant...he can win over everyone.

Mike · 1 year ago

mright, don't worry, we'll be doing an Ultimate Bad Guy very soon and then Benjamin Linus can give it a second try :)