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  Cap'n Schwartz

  1 year ago

  I thought Sidney might pull it out... I guess not :(
  
  Alien slasher vs sword wielding room full dead ninja dudes.... tough one, but I see behind the vail lady winning this by an edge...HA GET IT!?!? edge?!? ahhh nevermind..
  
  Sarah vs Lara is a good one, but Lara has skillz and a killer accent so I see her winning this match-up
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  Mike

  1 year ago

  It's going to be pretty sad when Ripley and Chuck Norris aren't in the next round...crazy.
  
  I almost named this bracket after Ripley too, wish I had!
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  The Trousered Ape

  1 year ago

  lol @ Mike "suck on seeding women..."
  
  The Bride is on her way to the finals...let's hope she can hang on to the end. :)
  
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  Cap'n Schwartz

  1 year ago

  I dont get Chuck not winning...
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  Jason

  1 year ago

  Ripley and The Bride face off in a heated duel of warrior women. The Bride attempts to strike first but is quickly pushed back by the blazing barrel of Ripley's M41A pulse rifle. The Bride moves quickly, dodging bullets, getting closer and closer to Ripley. Ripley can't seem to hit her. Suddenly, The Bride is close enough to strike a blow with her sword. Ripley is gravely injured, but she barely blinks. How is this possible? Oh yeah, Ripley's a clone. Ripley pulls the trigger on her PN 30 mm pump-action grenade launcher blasting The Bride into a thousand little pieces of red and white confetti raining down on the audience. Ripley wins.
  
  Sarah Connor and Lara Croft meet on the field of battle, but Sarah mistakes Lara and her huge boobs as a terminator (those must be man made, right?) and attempts to learn its mission. Lara, meanwhile, whips out her dual semi-automatic pistols and begins blasting away at Sarah. Unfortunately for Lara, Sarah somehow manages to time travel just before being shot. She reappears minutes later and they must battle again. This continues twelve times until Lara eventually calls for a ruling against "unfair time traveling." The ruling is in her favor. She quickly shoots Sarah in the head ten times. There may or may not be a terminator with orders to kill Lara Croft.
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  Cap'n Schwartz

  1 year ago

  LOL.... I think the descriptive the battle scenes from everyone is what I like best about this whole thing... :)
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  The Trousered Ape

  1 year ago

  Hilarious - I like those as well.
  
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  Mike

  1 year ago

  ROTFL - "Calls for a ruling" - that's GOLD Jerry, gold!
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  Adrian

  1 year ago

  Mike: "Sucks at seeding women"
  Frikkin' hilarious
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  Kory

  1 year ago

  @ Jason - Your side-bar commentary is awesome! Certainly adding a little extra to the competition.
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  Jason

  1 year ago

  Did I write that out loud? I thought that was all in my head...
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  R.A. Porter

  1 year ago

  @Jason, your best yet.
  
  @Mike, that is an *awesome* pun.
  
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  Mike

  1 year ago

  The pun was great, the sad thing is that it's entirely factual :)
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  Mike

  1 year ago

  What the frak! Ripley tied things up!
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  Jason

  1 year ago

  Dude, my logic was clearly thought out. Ripley won fair and square. I'm just waiting for Lara Croft to catch up.
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  Kory

  1 year ago

  the bride is holding her own against ripley.
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  Jason

  1 year ago

  Ripley's pulling ahead...
  
  Lara Croft is catching up...
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