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Re: Ultimate Bad Ass: Round 2 - The Women’s Bracket

Jason — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:55:30 -0000

Ripley's pulling ahead...

Lara Croft is catching up...

Re: Ultimate Bad Ass: Round 2 - The Women’s Bracket

Kory — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:25:54 -0000

the bride is holding her own against ripley.

Re: Ultimate Bad Ass: Round 2 - The Women’s Bracket

Jason — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:36:26 -0000

Dude, my logic was clearly thought out. Ripley won fair and square. I'm just waiting for Lara Croft to catch up.

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Mike — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:05:46 -0000

What the frak! Ripley tied things up!

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Mike — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:47:28 -0000

The pun was great, the sad thing is that it's entirely factual :)

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R.A. Porter — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:02:52 -0000

@Jason, your best yet.

@Mike, that is an *awesome* pun.

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Re: Ultimate Bad Ass: Round 2 - The Women’s Bracket

Jason — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:53:24 -0000

Did I write that out loud? I thought that was all in my head...

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Kory — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:25:40 -0000

@ Jason - Your side-bar commentary is awesome! Certainly adding a little extra to the competition.

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Adrian — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:22:51 -0000

Mike: "Sucks at seeding women"
Frikkin' hilarious

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Mike — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:03:01 -0000

ROTFL - "Calls for a ruling" - that's GOLD Jerry, gold!

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TrouseredApe — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:43:44 -0000

Hilarious - I like those as well.

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Re: Ultimate Bad Ass: Round 2 - The Women’s Bracket

Cap'n Schwartz — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:22:41 -0000

LOL.... I think the descriptive the battle scenes from everyone is what I like best about this whole thing... :)

Re: Ultimate Bad Ass: Round 2 - The Women’s Bracket

Jason — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:20:11 -0000

Ripley and The Bride face off in a heated duel of warrior women. The Bride attempts to strike first but is quickly pushed back by the blazing barrel of Ripley's M41A pulse rifle. The Bride moves quickly, dodging bullets, getting closer and closer to Ripley. Ripley can't seem to hit her. Suddenly, The Bride is close enough to strike a blow with her sword. Ripley is gravely injured, but she barely blinks. How is this possible? Oh yeah, Ripley's a clone. Ripley pulls the trigger on her PN 30 mm pump-action grenade launcher blasting The Bride into a thousand little pieces of red and white confetti raining down on the audience. Ripley wins.

Sarah Connor and Lara Croft meet on the field of battle, but Sarah mistakes Lara and her huge boobs as a terminator (those must be man made, right?) and attempts to learn its mission. Lara, meanwhile, whips out her dual semi-automatic pistols and begins blasting away at Sarah. Unfortunately for Lara, Sarah somehow manages to time travel just before being shot. She reappears minutes later and they must battle again. This continues twelve times until Lara eventually calls for a ruling against "unfair time traveling." The ruling is in her favor. She quickly shoots Sarah in the head ten times. There may or may not be a terminator with orders to kill Lara Croft.

Re: Ultimate Bad Ass: Round 2 - The Women’s Bracket

Cap'n Schwartz — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:05:23 -0000

I dont get Chuck not winning...

Re: Ultimate Bad Ass: Round 2 - The Women’s Bracket

TrouseredApe — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:53:31 -0000

lol @ Mike "suck on seeding women..."

The Bride is on her way to the finals...let's hope she can hang on to the end. :)

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Re: Ultimate Bad Ass: Round 2 - The Women’s Bracket

Mike — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:36:30 -0000

It's going to be pretty sad when Ripley and Chuck Norris aren't in the next round...crazy.

I almost named this bracket after Ripley too, wish I had!

Re: Ultimate Bad Ass: Round 2 - The Women’s Bracket

Cap'n Schwartz — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:28:50 -0000

I thought Sidney might pull it out... I guess not :(

Alien slasher vs sword wielding room full dead ninja dudes.... tough one, but I see behind the vail lady winning this by an edge...HA GET IT!?!? edge?!? ahhh nevermind..

Sarah vs Lara is a good one, but Lara has skillz and a killer accent so I see her winning this match-up