Downtown New York was thrown into chaos yesterday evening when a "bride" and a New York City cop began battling on a street corner. It was not immediately clear what started the disagreement, but onlookers watched in horror as the scene became a bloodbath. The so-called "Bride" brandished a sword and began hacking and slashing her way through crowds as New York City police officer John McClain chased after her firing an automatic weapon of some kind.
The chase ended on a street corner where the Bride turned and faced down the officer who had run out of ammunition during the chase. At one point the officer appeared to be wounded by the sword wielding bride, but the fight continued unabated.
According to witnesses at the scene, Officer McClain was able to disarm the suspect by dowsing her with hot water from a hot dog cart. Temporarily blinded by the scalding water, the officer is said to have forced the Bride into oncoming traffic. The witnesses reported hearing Officer McClain yell "Need a lift?" just before the Bride was struck by a rush hour bus. The force of the impact flung the Jane Doe Bride nearly 100 yards, decapitating her on a bike rack.
Honestly...The Bride goes from not being able to move, to bashing a guys head in a door, willing her toes to move and then killing 100 ninjas all by herself.
If you haven't seen Kill Bill Part 1...then you just can't understand :)
R.A. Porter
· 1 year ago
Personally, I still think this should be River Tam...but I went with The Bride. She's a badass mofo.
On a side note, some other website out there is having a Best Character on TV contest sort of like this.
That might be an interesting one to do.
Jason
· 1 year ago
Copycats
Scotty Dub
· 1 year ago
@Mikey -do you have short term memory loss, we saw Kill Bill together...hello. Granted she is a badass, but more than John McClane? Go back and watch the highlights from the 4 Diehards and then tell me he's not more of a badass than the bride. She may be a better fighter, but this is a badass contest, it's more than just fighting.
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The chase ended on a street corner where the Bride turned and faced down the officer who had run out of ammunition during the chase. At one point the officer appeared to be wounded by the sword wielding bride, but the fight continued unabated.
According to witnesses at the scene, Officer McClain was able to disarm the suspect by dowsing her with hot water from a hot dog cart. Temporarily blinded by the scalding water, the officer is said to have forced the Bride into oncoming traffic. The witnesses reported hearing Officer McClain yell "Need a lift?" just before the Bride was struck by a rush hour bus. The force of the impact flung the Jane Doe Bride nearly 100 yards, decapitating her on a bike rack.
Officer McClain is being held for questioning.
It's McClane vs Bourne, that will be awesome.
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Honestly...The Bride goes from not being able to move, to bashing a guys head in a door, willing her toes to move and then killing 100 ninjas all by herself.
If you haven't seen Kill Bill Part 1...then you just can't understand :)
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That might be an interesting one to do.
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Good points.
Looks like it wont matter, McClane FTW